Price: £6.25
(as of May 17,2024 02:47:59 UTC – Details)
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Suck UK stands out from the crowd with our unique selection of gifts. Designed in-house from our London studio and delivered to your doorstep.
Gift giving made easy, we have something for even the hardest-to-buy-for friends and family.
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Dead Fred Pen Holder
Turn your desk into a crime scene…
Whether you are feeling stressed, frustrated, or just a fan of all things morbid, Dead Fred is the man for you.
The vibrant, red silicone rubber pen holder will stand out on any desktop, keeping your pen conveniently poised for use.
A killer gift for adults and kids alike, a handy pen pot organizer that brings an element of fun to the table.
Rubber pen holder Plastic Blister Packaging Silicone 65 x 130 x 25mm
Reduce your rage and sooth your stress with Suck UK’s Dead Fred! A pen holder for desk with a multitude of stationary organising, and anger management applications. Whether it’s a tidier desk you’re after, or a way to channel your boss-induced frustration, take out your rage in a way that won’t get you fired! Stab your pen or pencil into our uniquely shaped pencil pots, mini desk organiser, desk accessories & storage products. Then, watch as your stress quickly slips away. The most willing of victims, our office storage buddy & aesthetic pencil holder for desk is here to keep you in the office good book! Let’s face it; slogging away at your desk can be seriously stressful. Once you’ve finished writing that miserable, mammoth report, stick your pen in poor Fred’s chest, and VOILA, never lose your favourite pen again. This quirky, novelty pen holder, pencil pot and desktop organiser for gothic decor makes for a great desk accessory. Never be stuck for teacher gifts, back to school gifts for boys, gothic gifts, secret santa presents for men or joke gifts for dad again when you choose the Dead Fred aesthetic stationary organiser. Or if you’re starting a new job, make an impression on your colleagues with your new job gifts & new home gifts. When they see Dead Fred on your desk they wont dare dream of taking your pen again! Novelty gifts & Halloween desk decor comes and goes, but gruesome office desk accessories are never out of season! Top up your school supplies & student essentials for university with the Dead Fred Pencil Holder – the most unnecessarily, violent gift for men, stationary supplies for school or horror merchandise pen holder on the market today. Made from Silicone. Dimensions: 65 x 130 x 25mm
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Dead Mark Bookmark
Mark may be dead but his corpse makes the perfect page stop. Never lose your spot again with a gruesome book buddy
Stress Ball Paul
Don’t let stress get to you – take it out on poor old Paul! He’s there for all your stress-busting needs. A great gift for anyone with an evil boss
Splat Stan Coaster
Having a rough day at the office? Give Stan a good squash with your mug. Let off steam & keep your desk tidy in one go
Sick of losing your writing supplies under your keyboard? Stab our willing victim, pen holder & pen pot to keep your desk tidy! Desk gadgets & funny gifts for men to help you stay organised 24/7
Plunge your pen into Freds heart to channel your rage! Criminal office stationary & a macabre pen organiser, pencil holder & stress relief accessory that’ll turn your desk into a full-on crime scene
Or a killer choice of desk accessories for women, dad gifts, christmas stocking fillers or hilarious horror gifts for men who have everything; Pen pots for desk to keep you from a full office meltdown
Even give as brilliant desk storage office supplies, university gifts, rage-reducing teacher supplies, colleague leaving gifts or new job gifts for those who can’t quite curb their workplace anger!
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